Consumer Therapy |

Hide a Medium Size Mistake For a Year

dthreat — Tue, 21 Mar 2023 04:14:25 +0000

People often make mistakes and feel bad about them. But what if they didn't have to? Hide any misspoken words, any bad purchases, any offending words. But only for a year.

Genetically Modified Pets

dthreat — Fri, 16 Apr 2021 02:35:46 +0000

We can modify your pet to have any physical feature, and we take orders for pets with extras such as clawed feet and fur that changes colors. In a few weeks, we can create a larger, more ancient species to keep you company in your home. We can alter the scale and shape of your pet to better suit your priorities. Our creatures are full of love and will NEVER betray you.

Uncomfortable Shoes

dthreat — Mon, 21 Mar 2016 03:08:50 +0000

My baby feet can't wait to convert you to these shoes so you too can live impressively while being unbelievably uncomfortable and hating every minute of it.

Find Your Lost Photos

dthreat — Wed, 24 Feb 2016 16:30:03 +0000

Taking a photo of a space that I want to remember is one thing, but do I have to remember it well enough to remember to take a photo first? I don’t want to rely on memory to remember to take photos, so I’ll rely on a sentient camera instead. This living camera listens to my thoughts and will take pictures for me when I think about them. I will never find myself without a picture of those special moments in my life!